www.enjoy-ps3.co.uk

Jokes, this made me proper crack up.  Been there done that sprang to mind.  Although never palying COD as ive never really played it, more like GTA or Resistance.  And if its me doing the annoying shouting on the bluetooth it would normally be ‘BABES GET ME A BEER. ‘ LOLOLOL

Kudos to the whitest kids you know for this sketch.

Homegrown Zak Bennett entered the record books last week, setting a Guinness World Records…record for most consecutive wins in Street Fighter IV. Here at enjoy Ps3 we salute you and award a Picture of Chun-li like you aint ever seen her before. I.e. REAL

Heres for all your streetfighters out there. Take a look at this beauty. Can spinning bird kick me any day

As you probly have guessed by now, i am absolutly mutting over Killzone 2.  3 days, woooohooooooo!!!  Roll on.

Most looking forward to the multiplayer on the game and the badge system is looking soooooweeeeeet!  A bit like Perks if youve played COD, but looking far cooler and more individual to suit you!

Watch these videos to see what i mean where developers talk you through the various options available.

Shotgun with speedboost and turrets is the way im going to go i think, how bout you?

Well not quite, as I’m sure you can see the calender.  But for the first time in ages i feel really really exited.  i can hardly sleep as the day approaches and my palms are already sweating.  What the blazers am i going on about i hear you ask, well fool Killzone 2 is nearly here!!!

The more i read on it and the more grainy vids i watch on YouTube the more blood builds up in my…. well, u can only guess where.

If you haven’t gone over to the Killzone2 website yet then what are you waiting for?  More info than you can shake your left arm at and even more reason to get all hot and sweaty.  Loving the idea of Valour where as a clan you earn points to gamble on and enter tournaments with, to get even more points and ultimate GEEK status.  Believe me ill be there and hopefully leading the charge with the Enjoy-PS3 Crew and getting us high up on the leader-boards.

Yo just come across some fifa news, E.A are set to release a fantasy football concept game mode available via PlayStation Network.

Will you employ a sweeper and two attack minded wing backs or play it safe and bring in the entire Italy back four? This is just one of the many decisions you’ll need to make in the FIFA 09 Ultimate Team mode, available to download from the PlayStation store from March 19, 2009. you have to train ya team,trade players with other online manager, make decision on contracts proper like football manager . every game u pay u earn coins to buy packs that contains players , training grounds, contract extensions ,home stadium,kits,play online or of line tournaments.

A complex and accessible strategy system takes team chemistry into account, adding depth to the experience and rewarding tactical game, and there will be plenty of matches and tournaments, both online and offline, for you to test your judgement in.

So if ya wanna enjoy this download form the playstation store from march 19 2009 

A day late but food-poisoning and keyboards don’t mix!

The store update is a really good one with the crazy-ass Nobi-nobi Boy taking centre stage and Streetfighter 2 HD Remix finally crawling onto the european store (though if anyone buys it when SF4 came out today then they’re deluded IMO). 

The timetrail DLC for Mirror’s Edge will keep the runners happy and as we reported earlier in the week the Wipeout costumes for LBP arrive..

Anyway.. I’m off to stretch nobi’s length into girl so have a read of the full update below  

GAMES 

- Noby Noby Boy (£3.19) (€3,99)

- Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo HD Remix (£11.99) (€14,99)

- PSP
- World of Pool (PSP, £7.99) (€9,99)
- Spectral vs. Generation (PSP, £9.99) (€12,99)
- Stateshift (PSP, £9.99) (€12,99)
- International Athletics (PSP, £11.99) (€14,99)

ADD-ONS

- Guitar Hero World Tour
-Wings Track Pack (€5,49 | £4.39 or €1,99 | £1.59 per song)
  “Jet” - Wings “Hi, Hi, Hi” - Wings “Junior’s Farm” - Wings

- Rock Band
- Assorted Tracks (£0.99 per song) (€1,49)
 “Black Sunshine” - White Zombie
 “More Human Than Human” - White Zombie
 “Pick Up the Pieces” - Average White Band
 “Wasted Again” - Turbo Negro

- Mirror’s Edge
- Pure Time Trials (£6.29) (€7,99)

- Skate 2
- Dyrdeck’s Fantasy Plaza Pack (£3.19)

- LittleBigPlanet
- WipEout - Costume Kit (£2.39) (€2,99)

- Burnout Paradise
- Time Savers Pack (£3.99) (€4,99)

- Legendary Cars Collection (€7,99) (€7,99 | £6.29 or €1,99 | £1.59 per car)
- Carson GT Nighthawk
- Hunter Cavalry Bootlegger
- Hunter Manhatten Spirit
- Jansen 88 Special

- Naruto: Ultimate Ninja Storm
- Storm Pack 7 (Free)
VIDEOS

- Flower
- Behind the Scenes Trailer

- Mini Ninjas
- Announcement Trailer

THEMES

- Flower
- Flower Theme (Free)
- Flower Wallpaper (Free)

- Loco Roco 2
- Planet Theme (Free)

- Mahjong Tales: Ancient Wisdom
- Mahjong Tales: Ancient Wisdom Theme (Free)

- Cuboid
- Cuboid Theme (Free)

- Magic Ball
- Magic Ball Theme (Free)

Here’s a bit of news for y’all, 2 Streetfighter characters T-Hawk and Dee-Jay from Streetfighter 2 turbo didn’t make the cut for Streetfighter 4. The games producer Yoshinori Ono says characters models for both combatants were created but never finished. However, Ono has said if enough fans were interested in regards to the characters Capcom may release them as downloadable content. So if ya are a fan shout up and be heard - holler da enjoy team!

With all the talk of Nintendo expanding the video game audience, it should come as little surprise that new data from Nielsen Media Research suggests that Wii fares best with young boys and older women. The metered usage data, which covers last year’s all-important fourth quarter (October – December), shows that Nintendo’s console does a good job attracting boys age 6-11 and women age 25-34.

Furthermore, usage of the Wii by women over 35 is much higher than with the Xbox 360 and PS3. Wii Fit, Guitar Hero and Rock Band  were cited as products that have been particularly enticing for older females. While the Wii has certainly brought in a new audience, the more traditional 18-24 age group (often looked at as the hardcore gamer demographic) has engaged in much less Wii usage – for both genders in this age range.

As for the other consoles, Nielsen found the PS3 to skew the oldest of the three platforms, possibly because of consumer brand loyalty and since Sony dominated the market with the PS One in 1994 and PS2 in 2000. “Gamers who owned one or both of these consoles in their youth may have ‘graduated’ to the PS3 in their assumed adulthood. For both males and females, the highest usage came from the 18-24 age group,” Nielsen noted. Microsoft’s Xbox 360, meanwhile, seemed to find the middle ground between Wii and PS3. Among males, the largest percentage of usage was found in the 12-17 age group, older than Wii, but younger than PS3. For females, the 25-34 age group had the highest percentage of usage.

Overall, however, while the Wii was the least used console on average, the Xbox 360 saw males using the Xbox 360 on nearly twice as many days per month as females (10.2 vs. 5.4 in December). On the PS3 and Wii, usage breakdown by gender was much more balanced.

“All three of the consoles have their fans, and sales of consoles and games have been some of the few bright spots in an otherwise bleak retail environment,” said Bradley Raczka, Marketing Manager for Nielsen Games. “It will be interesting to watch the continued migration to the current generation consoles in 2009, and see how releases of titles such as Halo Wars, Resident Evil 5, MadWorld, Killzone 2 and Street Fighter IV impact usage trends in the first half of the year.”

We always new we were the daddies of gaming and now its confirmed.

Featured games include Sonic the Hedgehog 1, 2 and 3, Columns, Ecco the Dolphin, Shinobi III, Space Harrier, and fan favourite Streets of Rage. The games in the collection have been reproduced with the utmost detail and accuracy to the original games. In addition, Sonic’s Ultimate Genesis Collection can output the games in 720p with higher resolution graphics for HD televisions, bringing a new visual richness to playing these classic titles.

Not going to pick it up myself, they’ve forgotten the best games on the Mega Drive - Gunstar Heroes, Thunder Force 4 and Cannon fodder. Im afraid this just wont do Mr SEGA.

yoooooo heres a track chock full of gamin by da man ludacris to get ya in da gamin mood,

so come and press ma start button !